(Because if you don't.)
10. You'll answer a scratch at the front door
Saturday morning to be greeted by a family of retrievers asking
you for 20 minutes of your time.
9. You'll soon receive a summons to report
to Canine Boot Camp for training in check writing.
8. You'll be serenaded
each night by the Howling Search Dogs Barking Choir.
7. A portion of
all donations goes to doggie breath mints, which may not seem important
now, but wait until you have to be rescued!
6. We'll be sending a
Search Dog to your house to find your checkbook.
5. Fed-Ex will soon
be delivering our free video: "How to hide your checkbook so search
dogs can't find it."
4. The dogs are being trained in telemarketing-you'll be getting
a call around dinnertime.
3. You'll miss the big, slobbery thank you kiss from "the guys."
2. We'll introduce you to our Rottweilers, Hansel & Gretel.
And, the Number One reason to make a gift today..
1. Imagine your cat rescuing you!
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